What % Angel Are You?

By: Teresa McGlothlin

5 Min Quiz

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About This Quiz

Unfortunately, we are only human and it's very difficult to compare ourselves to beings as perfect as angels. We won't let that stop us, though! As we go through this quiz, we are going to do our best to figure out how much of an angel you are at heart. All you have to do is answer our questions honestly.

According to biblical texts, even angels had their faults. After all, there would be no Satan without an angel's fall from grace. No matter what you answer, we promise to be as fair and as forgiving as the golden rule teaches us to be. We also understand that humans are prone to making mistakes, so we won't hold any of your mere mortal flaws against you. Even the kindest person on earth can have a bad day!

Once we see how you handle yourself in some situations that might put your moral compass to the test and tell us about the way your mind works, we will measure you on a realistic and modern scale of angelic thinking. Will you end up being as much of an angel as you think you are, or will you need to head back to Sunday school?

Do you love your neighbor like you love yourself?

My neighbor is a creep.

We're on friendly terms.
I adore my neighbors.

I'm respectful to everyone.

Have you ever opened mail that wasn't addressed to you?

Guilty!

I have opened it by mistake.
I have held their mail up to the light so I could see inside.

I would never do something like that.

When you are grocery shopping, do you sample the grapes?

I consider it brunch.

I only taste the free samples.
I might have a nibble.

I don't steal things.

If you found $10,000 in the middle of the street, what would you do?

I would go shopping!

I would call a friend for advice.
I would go home to think about it.

I would turn it in at the nearest police station.

Have you ever flipped the bird during rush hour traffic?

It doesn't take a lot for me to flip the bird.

I prefer to chill out during rush hour traffic.
I've been known to flip the bird while driving.

I can express myself with words a lot better.

If a friend had spinach in their teeth, how would you tell them?

I wouldn't say anything.

I would whisper it in their ear.
I would let the whole table know.

I would ask them to go to the powder room with me.

What sort of heart would your best friend say that you have?

Guarded

Soft
Warm

Open

Which of these Seven Deadly Sins have you committed in the past 10 years?

Pride

Wrath
Gluttony

Envy

How long should you wait to get intimate in a new relationship?

You might as well try the merchandise.

I think you should wait a few months.
I like to wait a few dates.

I'm saving myself for marriage.

What do you think you have in common with Mother Teresa?

I'm full of wisdom.

I truly care about others.
I believe in the power of charity.

I don't have anything in common with such a great person.

Do you help yourself to the office supply closet?

My home office is now fully stocked.

I've taken a pen or two.
I never pay for office supplies.

I am not a fan of stealing from my employer.

How often do you pray or meditate?

I practice mindfulness a lot.

I pray when I'm stressed out.
I meditate more than I pray.

I give thanks every day.

When is the last time you told a little white lie?

Earlier today

A few weeks ago
Last year

I never tell lies.

Do you often donate things to charity?

I donate old clothes sometimes.

I give an annual donation.
I give them my old furniture.

I volunteer my time.

How well do you think you'll do in the Rapture?

I don't believe in the Rapture.

I think I will be taken to purgatory.
I'll probably be left behind.

I am going to heaven.

Would you say that you curse a lot?

I curse almost as much as I breathe.

I tend to curse more when I'm frustrated.
I never curse when children are around.

I prefer to use more intelligent words.

Which biblical angel's name do you like the most?

Uriel

Raphael
Gabriel

Michael

Do you believe that good always conquers evil?

I'm not so sure these days.

I would like to believe that.
Good guys finish last.

Good always wins over bad.

Which of these things is most important to teach children?

Compassion

Faith
Humility

Manners

What would be the best part of being someone's guardian angel?

It would be cool to have wings.

Helping steer someone's life would be a great experience.
It would be great to laugh at their mistakes.

It's a noble thing to care for others.

If you were undercharged at a clothing store, would you say something?

Nope!

It depends how much I was undercharged.
I probably wouldn't notice.

I would have to say something about it.

Are you always faithful in relationships?

I'm never that serious about anyone.

I'm always faithful.
I have made mistakes in the past.

I've never been in a relationship.

When you are angry, what are you like?

I'll let you know what's on my mind.

I like to walk away until I calm down.
I clam up and get quiet.

I always try to reason with myself.

If you had a spicy dream about your boss, would you tell anyone?

I would tell my boss.

I would keep it to myself.
I would tell my best friend.

I would tell the priest at the confessional.

Would you describe your life as being wholesome?

That's not the word I would use.

I live a mostly wholesome life.
I think it's wholesome, but others might disagree.

I live an upstanding life.

If you saw someone shoplifting, would you say something?

I would mind my own business.

I would tell a manager.
I would call 911.

I would ask the person if they needed help.

Do you forgive, or do you seek revenge?

I always get revenge.

I let karma handle it.
I forgive, but I don't forget.

I always offer forgiveness.

Are you a devoutly religious person?

I'm going to say no.

I'm more spiritual than I am religious.
I'm religious on the holidays.

I'm very religious.

Do you find yourself participating in a lot of gossip?

Give me the dirt!

I try to avoid it.
Juicy gossip is hard to turn down.

I don't like to talk about others.

Do you think you have an evil streak?

Everyone has an evil streak.

I am too old for that.
No, but I do have a wild streak.

I'm pure at heart.

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